so they say (and by ‘they’ I mean you know who) that you learn something new everyday and ive been starting to wonder whether i learn anything necessarily important everyday.
today i did
the lakeside toys game barrel of monkeys is a hoax
a lie i tell you
these are not monkeys
these are gibbons of the family Hylobatidae and not simian primates
i stand to be proven wrong
but will only read it tomorrow
cause today i already learned something new

ps “when you realize something works, you evolve”