Me: Meredith, you’ve got to help me. I woke up this morning to find that although my hives are basically gone, my hands had swollen to three times their normal size! I can barely bend my fingers, and it looks like my fingernails have been swallowed into the folds of my puffy skin! Wahhhh! I know you’ve had hives before, please advise me, Dr. Nein!

Meredith: What you need to do, Zahara, is take a picture of that shit!